Results from the July 15th AWF Chipley show

I want to thank Buttonman for inviting me to his house yesterday and helping me get started on my blog.I also want to thank him for taking me to the AWF show in Chipley and back safe and sound.
The show took place at the non air-conditioned T.J. Roulhac Center rather than the very cool,very comfortable air conditioned bulding.But,despite the unbearable,adverse and sauna-like conditions,the wrestling action was just as hot!

Here are the results from the show:
MATCH #1:
Backdraft defeated David Prime.Prime brought in a steel chair to hit Backdraft,but BackDraft ducked,Prime missed the chair shot and instead Prime's chair hit the ring ropes and the chair ricocheted back to Prime's head knocking him unconscious.It was a simple cover and a very easy victory for Backdraft.After the match,they played "The Star Spangled Banner",our country's national anthem as Backdraft holding Old Glory high stood over the fallen and unconscious David Prime as the song was playing.

MATCH #2/Match for the vacant Southern States Heavyweight Championship: GhostFace (managed by Eddie G.) defeated Chaz as GhostFace,who was unmasked at match's end to be revealed to the AWF Chipley crowd as "The Big Deal" Ryan Holland won the match with a reverse DDT.

MATCH #3:
"THE SYMBOL OF VIOLENCE" Jon Ryker and Johnny 8-Ball defeated "Grease Monkey",excuse me, JunkYard Joe and Shane Youngblood managed by Eddie G.
Ryker reversed an Irish Whip by Shane Youngblood and Eddie G.,who at that time had his back turned and thinking that he was tripping up Jon Ryker,instead tripped up Shane Youngblood as he went down face first knocking him out cold.Ryker covered Youngblood and hooked his leg for the 1-2-3.

MATCH #4:
Two members of THE CANADIAN CARTEL,Mr. Fantasy and Chris Tighe(with David Prime and Sexy Samantha) defeated the team of Andrew Anderson and Dixie Dynamite.

Before the match started,"The Sexy One" sang a rendition of "O
Canada",the Canadian national anthem despite the constant barrage of
very loud and boisterous boos from the Chipley,FL crowd.

Not too terribly long ago,Mr. Fantasy made a very pitiful,horrible,pathetic attempt
to sing the Canadian national anthem.His cattle walling nearly broke every window in the T.J. Roulhac Center.Good Lord!Where were my freakin' earplugs when I needed them.Believe me,his attempt was bad.....VERY,VERY BAD!Needless to say,Sexy Samantha's rendition fared no better.I tell you,if these two ever attempted to
sing either on American Idol or on It's ShowTime at The Apollo, both of them would have been ceremoniously booed off the stage.Even that clown that appears in the Apollo would have given both of them the hook,trust me!

This was a very good match-up between these two teams.As the match started,at first it seemed that the team of Dynamite and Anderson seemed to had the upper hand in this match leaving the Canadian Cartel discombobulated in the early going.But,it was soon to be short lived as Fantasy and Tighe took control of this match and
man,did they ever take control!Even David Prime and The Sexy One got
involved in this match-up when the referee's back was turned.Prime
choked put Anderson on the bottom ring apron and soon after Sexy
Samantha slapped the taste out of his mouth with a hard,vicious slap
to his face.

Near the end of the match,the momentum all of a sudden shifted to the
Dynamite/Anderson team.But strength in numbers and simply just too
much Canadian Cartel to go around.Tighe and Fantasy threw out Andrew
Anderson in the waiting hands of David Prime as he bagan to pummel
him unmercilessly outside the ring.Then they did the same to Dixie
Dynamite.

Mr. Fantasy finished off Dixie Dymanite in a very dominating
and very unique fashion.Mr. Fantasy picked up Dixie Dynamite into a Northern Lights suplex position,a Scott Hall's Razor's Edge if you will,released him and caught him in a devastating Diamond Cutter!In the immortal words of the late,great ring commentator Gordon Solie "WOOWWWW!" or in this case as Gordon would have said when Dixie Dynamite got laid out "OOOOO!".This particular move Mr. Fantasy called "Final Fantasy".

Then Fantasy tagged Chris Tighe.Tighe climbed on the top rope and came off it with a flying swanton down on Dixie Dynamite.Tighe covered and hooked his leg for the 1-2-3 victory. Then the onslaught by the Canadian Cartel began.Chris Tighe went outside,grabbed a chair and hit andrew Anderson with a steel chair.Inside the ring,the Canadian Cartel got their Canadian Maple Leaf flag and parted Dixie Dynamite's head like the Red Sea as his face and head was a crimson mask after taking a shot to the head by the Canadian Cartel and their Canadian flag.

MATCH #5:
T-Bolt (with Selina) defeated "Gorgeous" Glenn Cortez (with Eddie G.).T-Bolt dropped Cortez's head like a bad habit with a brainbuster.T-Bolt covered Cortez and hooked his leg for the 1-2-3.

T-Bolt won the battle,but not the war as all the men of Eddie G.'s Stable (JunkYard Joe,Shane Youngblood and "The Big Deal" Ryan Holland) ran in and ambushed T-Bolt.AWF Champion Dan Delicious ran in to help T-Bolt,but there was one too many members in the Eddie G. Stable to overcome and they all attacked and pummeled Dan Delicious as well.The men of Eddie G.'s Stable threw T-Bolt over the top rope and onto to arena floor as well as Dan Delicious,not to mention their so-called on the take,hip pocketed referee that was donning a white,Mil Mascaras type mask.

MATCH #6/MAIN EVENT:
Dorrian defeated AWF Heavyweight Champion Dan Delicious in a non-title match.The referee was knocked out near the end of the match.David Prime ran in to ambush Dan Delicious.Then T-Bolt ran in to help Dan Delicious by attempting to take out David Prime.But,Prime reaching into this tights,pulled out some powder and threw it into T-Bolt's eyes thus blinding him.Dan Delicious came to T-Bolt in an attempt to help him,but T-Bolt,who was still blinded,grabbed Dan Delicious and hit him with a powerbomb.Dorrian threw out T-Bolt and covered the unconscious AWF Champion for the cheap 1-2-3 victory.

Following the match,the AWF Champion went outside the ring to help out T-Bolt to see if he was O.K.It turned out that T-Bolt was O.K. and the two embraced each other.

Next show is Saturday,August 12th at HOPEFULLY in the air conditioned building next door to the T.J. Roulhac Center.Belltime is 8:00 PM. BE THERE!!!

Another day, another 200 miles

Today I am scheduled to be at AWF Chipley. Before that I have stopped at Buttonman's house to get tutored and be brought up to speed on how to make a blog (this blog).

Later I will report on all the matches and other activities of the night and maybe upload some pictures.

By way of commentary, I believe that the Canadian Cartel (above left) will win the AWF Tag Team Tournament. How can I be this bold? Because nobody cheats as well as these North of the border bozos who wave the Canadian flag around like it was a diva's underwear. Yes, these are the very same kanucks eh, who interrupt the USA National Anthem to play and sing (badly) Oh Canada!, like one had to go to the bathroom and the other was compelled to hold his hand while he went.

Hopefully, they will lose. Realistically, they will not. They will check their manners at the door and stick "it" to the AWF Fans. These Molson Beer loving mopes will not stop until they dominate AWF Chipley. Just once I would like us all to stand and in a loud unified voice sing "NO CANADA!"

More on that later.

GSW Sunday 9th

MATCH #1:

"MR. ELECTRICITY" Jerry Reiner (right seen against Mercury McLoud) defeated Damian LaVaye.Reiner defeated LaVaye with his finishing move called "Shock Therapy".

MATCH #2:

In a tag team match,Mercury McCloud and Tony "THE XTINGUISHER"
Sweatt defeated Joe Kane and Matt Gordy

MATCH #3/SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH:

The Armstrongs,"BULLET"Bob,"SUPERKICK" Scott and TNA superstar,"THE ROAD DOGG"B.G. James defeated "MARVELOUS"Marcel Pringle and "THE DOG RIVER BOYZ"(Aeon Flexx and Ricky "ROCKET" Roberts).

This was a wild,back and forth 6 man
tag team match.Then again,when haven't 6 man tag matches not been wild?I totally got a kick out Marcel and his men's theme music set to the TV theme from the classic hit TV show drama DALLAS.All 3 of those guys would make even the diabolical,double crossing,two-timing character on that show,J.R. Ewing look like a patron saint!

Marcel held The Bullet's arms from behind as "The Rocket" climbed on the top rope to attempt to hit The Bullet with a missile,excuse me,rocket drop kick,however "The Bullet" moved out of the way and "The Rocket"'s drop kick connected on Marcel instead."The Bullet" covered Marcel for the 1-2-3 victory.Since Marcel was the loser of teh fall for his team,the stipuation was that he had to ride the mecahanical bull that was in the back left hand corner of the building.That was a total hoot and for everybody to see Marcel attempt to ride that bull!I never laughed so hard in my life!

MATCH #4:

The Mountain Man defeated Ryan Fury and Jester McKain in a 2-on-1 handicap match.After Mountain Man won the fall,Minotaur ran in and attacked the Mountain Man from behind.However,his onslaught would be short-lived as Mountain Man battled back and retaliated and then Minotaur ran out of the ring as fast as two feet could carry him.

MATCH #5:

The masked wrestler known as "The Professional" defeated "THE OLD SCHOOL ASSASSIN" John Saxon (with his ever so beautfiul manager/valet at his side,Irresistible Danielle ) by disqualification.

At first,this was a classic,back and forth encounter between these two outstanding competitors.Then during the match things got a little interesting as The Professional took unnecessary shortcuts on Saxon with the referee not seeing any of this chicanery taking place such as hair pulling,eye gouging,eye raking,low blows,etc.

Whenever Saxon attempted to retaliate to avenge The Professional's wrongdoings,either The Professional got to the ring ropes especially when Saxon tried to pin him or the referee would stop Saxon from doing anything.

All this anger within John Saxon kept boiling and boiling until finally he erupted like a volcano and started going ballistic knocking out the referee,beating up on The Professional,knockig out and stomping Percy Pringle III and even nearly everybody in GSW security.I can understand Saxon's anger for what The Professional did to him during that match to make him mad,but did Saxon go over the edge beating up on referees,security and PP3?I'll leave that answer for all of you to decide.

I absolutely couldn't believe the way Saxon was shouting at Danielle.This reminded me about 21 years ago when I was a teenager watching various WWF programs on TV the way when "Macho Man" Randy Savage acted and treated his manager Elizabeth (GOD REST HER SOUL!).This even carried all the way back to a very dark room next to the locker room where Saxon continued his shouting and verbal barrage to Danielle.I really couldn't hear all what was being said,but he did tell her to do what he said and do whatever he told her to do.I felt really,really sorry for Danielle being treated the way Saxon treated her.She really DID NOT deserve this kind of treatment at all!To me,it was very heartbreaking and very sickening seeing and hearing all of this unfold.

During his verbal tirade following the match,Saxon got on the microphone and is putting up $1,000 of his own money to ANY WRESTLER in Florida,Alabama,Mississippi,New York or wherever who thinks that can defeat him.Saxon said he'll make anybody tap out.Pringle responded to Saxon saying at the next GSW show,he said that he'll get anybody and whoever he wants to take up on John Saxon's challenge.I heard some rumours as to whom that opponent for Saxon might actually be wrestling next month.I know that one of those wrestlers mentioned will definitely give "The Old School Assassin" all that he could ever handle!

MATCH #6/MAIN EVENT FOR THE WHISKEY CHAMPIONSHIP:

The Whiskey Champion Kornbred defeated "THE OLD SCHOOL ASSASSIN" John Saxon by disqualification.

As I saw this match unfolding,I cannot believe that whatever John Saxon told or said to Irresistible Danielle before the match started back at the locker room,it must have worked.Almost like as if she was programmed like a robot that was created by some mad,evil scientist or for that matter,her being brainwashed.

During several occasions during the match,Danielle got on the ring apron to distract the referee while Saxon did any and every unnecessary tactic to gain any undue advantage on Kornbred.One time she even tried to trip up Kornbred as he was coming off the ring ropes after being Irish Whipped by John Saxon.

Once the decision to the match was rendered and was made public to the fans of GSW through the public address system,as if John Saxon wasn't already mad before after the semi main event,he went absolutely livid as the announcement was made of him losing the match by disqualification turning the timekeeper's table upside down and just about everything else in the building that wasn't nailed down.

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I can't wait until Sunday,August 20th for the one year anniverary GSW show at The Whiskey!There will definitely be some very big surprises in store for everybody,fans and wrestlers alike.