Recently,I traveled to Chipley,FL this past weekend to attend the American Wrestling Federation show.The AWF Chipley show was totally off the chain as there were some great action with plenty of unexpected twists and surprises taking place.
Their shows used to take place at the miserably hot,steamy sauna known as the T.J. Roulhac Center where there is absolutely NO AIR CONDITIONING!
THANK HEAVENS the show moved next door from the very hot and sweltering T.J. Roulhac Center to the very nice and cool air conditioned building.
However,I must say this,the wrestling action was just as hot as the extremely humid weather was outside!
At the beginning of the show during The Dandy Jack Show,I personally and very proudly presented the very lovely,beautiful female manager of T-Bolt known as Selina her award (pictured on the right) that she won recently at the immensely worldwide popular wrestling related YAHOO! group,Indy Divas.
Selina was voted and chosen by the 1,700 group members as the July Indy Diva Of The Month.
I want to thank Jay Felsburg,Kangaroo,excuse me,Dandy Jack (HE SIMPLY CAN'T STAND PEOPLE CALLING HIM "KANGAROO"!) and AWF Chipley for allowing me to make that very special award presentation to Selina.Selina was very thrilled upon accepting and receiveing her award;especially much to the applause and adoration of the AWF Chipley crowd.
During her acceptance speech,she even personally thanked me because,after all everybody,I did bring her to all of you by adding her onto the Indy Divas roster.I must digress,she did not forget about that and neither should any of you!
Selina was voted amongst 24 other female wrestlers,managers/valets and personalities in the indy wrestling circuit from all across the U.S.A. when she won this prestigious award!
My sincerest of congratulations goes out to her.Also,my congratulations goes out to Selina (pictured on the right with her July Indy Diva award) because she is expected to have a baby girl sometime around Christmas Eve!Like I said in my last blog about Selina,I have known her and we have been very close friends for the last 3 years.I AM SO VERY,VERY PROUD OF HER and NO!THE BABY IS NOT MINE!!!LOL!
WEBHEADS,NOW THIS IS THE MOMENT THAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
Here are the results from the AWF Chipley show that took place on Saturday night,August 12th:
MATCH #1
Elimination tournament match for the American Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship:
The Night Creatures (Wolf and Bat-PICTURED ON THE RIGHT)(with manager Uzi) defeated Chaz and AWOL.
Near the end of the match,Chaz brought in the ring steel chair as AWOL held one of the Night Creatures from behind as Chaz attempted to hit Bat of the Night Creatures with that steel chair.
Bat ducked out of the way and Chaz inadvertantly hit AWOL hard on his noggan.Then both Bat and Wolf picked up an already dazed and groggy AWOL and hit him with a double running guillotine clothesline as Bat hit AWOL from the front and Wolf hit AWOL from behind nearly decapitating AWOL's head off his shoulders.
One of the faithful AWF Chipley fans shouted that AWOL got AWOL-ed!
Needless and suffice to say,AWOL did as The Night Creatures won with a 1-2-3 victory and moved on in the AWF Tag Title tournament. (5:51)
MATCH #2
for the Southern States Heavyweight Championship:
"THE BIG DEAL" Ryan Holland (with manager Eddie G.) defeated David Prime by disqualification as David Prime's Canadian Cartel pals,Mr. Fantasy and Chris Tighe ran in the ring and pummeled both Ryan Holland and Eddie G.
During the ambush,Mr. Fantasy buried Holland's unconscious body with the Canadian Maple Leaf flag.
Neither I nor the AWF Chipley crowd could believe that Mr. Fantasy could do such a tasteless and despicable act like that.Then again,I guess we can because after all,it is Mr. Fantasy and why would anyone else expect anything different from this nefarious anti-American turncoat?!!? (6:39)
MATCH #3:
Terry Ryker defeated "Supa Fly" Bruce Marshall.
Marshall,who showed some wild,bizarre aerial martial arts moves,attempted to take down Ryker with those moves,but alas was unsuccessful.
Marshall backed Ryker in a corner and attempted to climb the turnbuckle and hit Ryker on the side of the head about 5 times.
The 1st 2 times,Ryker pushed him off.However,on Marshall's 3rd try,Ryker caught Marshall and dropped him with a release powerbomb and pinned him 1-2-3.
I guess you could say that "Supa Fly" got swatted! (5:11)
MATCH #4
Elimination match in the AWF Tag Team Title tournament:
"THE SYMBOL OF VIOLENCE" Jon Ryker and Johnny 8-Ball defeated The Night Creatures (Bat and Wolf)(with manager Uzi).
This match went back and forth,but in the end,Ryker caught one of The Night Creatures with a thunderous choke slam and 8-Ball went on the top rope and,just like Tom "The Dynamite Kid" Billington,Konga The Barbarian and Chris Benoit,came down with a diving head butt winning the match with a 1-2-3. (7:48)
RYKER & 8-BALL MOVE ONTO THE AWF TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT FINALS!
MATCH #5
THE AWF TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT FINALS:
2/3 of THE CANADIAN CARTEL,Mr. Fantasy and Chris Tighe (with David Prime & Sexy Samantha) vs. Jon Ryker and Johnny 8-Ball.
Prior to the match-up,Sexy Samantha attempted to sing the Canadian national anthem,but the AWF Chipley crowd,through their boisterous boos and their vociferous profane obscenities,was absolutely going to hear NONE of it!
In my opinion,everybody that was there that night,that was a good thing because,believe me,nobody's ears would have been able to have handled that way out of tune,shrieking witch-like voice of hers!
Referee Murray told David Prime to go back to the dressing room.The Canadian Cartel protested claiming that Prime was one of them;however it was to no avail as Murray got on the mic and told the Canadian Cartel that if David Prime did not go to the back,the match would be forfeited and the tag team titles would go to Ryker and 8-Ball.After a few minutes,Prime did got the back and the match was on!
In the early going,Ryker and 8-Ball had things going their way and under control,but through a lot of underhanded chicanery by the Canadian Cartel and with some some interference by Sexy Samantha while the referee was distracted,the Canucks took control and man,DID THEY EVER!
It seemed near the end of the match,momentum swung in the favor of Ryker and 8-Ball as 8-Ball,who was taking a tremendous pounding,made the tag to Ryker as he attempted to clean house.Ryker clotheslined both Tighe and Mr. Fantasy with one of his clotheslines knocking Fantasy outside the ring.
All of a sudden,David Prime,who was banned from ringside,made his way back to the ring.Unbeknowst to the reffere,he crouched dowm below the ring apron to avoid detection.As Tighe Irish Whipped Johnny 8-Ball towards him to the ring ropes,Prime tripped 8-Ball up as he went face first down to the canvas.The trip-up blow by Prime made 8-Ball totally disoriented;not having an absolute clue as to where he was.
Meanwhile outside the ring,Sexy Samantha handed some kind of an illegal object to to Mr. Fantasy.Fantasy was adjusting his left elbow pad and appeared to load that elbow pad.All the AWF Chipley crowd saw what was going on,but the referee did not.
As The Cartel finished off the team of Ryker and 8-Ball,Mr. Fantasy climbed on the top rope and delivered an elbow smash to Jon Ryker with that loaded elbow pad and pinned Ryker for the 1-2-3.
Whatever illegal object Fantasy had in that elbow pad,he immediately gave it to Sexy Samantha and she hid it in,let's just say,two "VERY BIG PLACES" where the referee was NEVER going to search!
Ryker,8-Ball and even the AWF Chipley fans protested to the referee about Mr. Fantasy using that loaded elbow pad in order for his team to win unjustly.
The referee ordered Fantasy to remove his elbow pad to see if there was anything illegal in it.
He unraveled and removed his elbow pad and there was nothing in it.He searched all over Fantasy and still nothing to be found.
Therefore,the bottom line and the end result was that the NEW AWF Tag Team Champions are Mr. Fantasy and Chris Tighe of The Canadian Cartel (pictured below)!
(9:16)
As they left the arena being booed completely out of the building,The Canadian Cartel,as they did on several occasions during the evening,very confidently and very boldly said three letters:
"C.K.A" meaning CANADA KICKS A--,well you know the rest!
MATCH #6/THE MAIN EVENT:
It was supposed to be Curtis Leroy in his dress taking on T-Bolt to determine the #1 contender for the AWF Heavyweight Tilte which is currently held by Dan Delicious.However,once again,Leroy weaseled his way out of the match due to his so-called,long suffering lower back injury (YEAH RIGHT!).So,he suggested to Jay Felsburg,or Feels-burg as Curtis Leroy likes to call him,for Dan Delicious to wrestle T-Bolt for the AWF Title and for Curtis Leroy,dress and all,to be the special referee.
We all knew from the getgo that this idea was crazy since wwe also knew that Curtis Leroy had some ulterior motive,something up his sleeve or up his dress,if you will, trying to cause some dissention between T-Bolt and Dan Delicious;two men whom had the utmost mutual respect for each other.
Nonetheless,the match was granted as it was T-Bolt,with the beautiful Selina at ringside,versus Dan Delicious for the AWF Heavyweight Championship!
From the start,it was a straight up scientific match when tempers started to flare between the two combatabts that was instigated by the special referee Curtis Leroy.
Whenever either Dan Delicious or T-Bolt backed their adversary into a corner,Leroy called for a break and then slapped one of the combatants in the back of his head.Dan thought that it was T-Bolt that hit him in the back of his head and vice-versa with neither man knowing who hit who.
Then things began to boil between T-Bolt and Delicious as they both went back and forth with clenched fists (as was illustrated in the picture on the right).
No decision was rendered in this match as once again
The Canadian Cartel ran in and began to pummel and stomp both T-Bolt and Dan Delicious. Soon after when The Canadian Cartel ranted on the microphone,both Dan Delicious and T-Bolt both got some steel chairs and,like thieves in the night,The Canandian Cartel ran all the way back to the dressing room.The match was ruled a no-contest or something like that.(7:25)
What I could not believe during the melee was that The Canadian Cartel gave their friend and one time ally,Curtis Leroy,a low blow.Not to say that Leroy did not have it coming,but I still couldn't understand how or why that happened.
WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?!!?
I'm sure that all these questions will be answered at the next AWF Chipley show that will be taking place on Saturday night,August 26th.
The AWF Chipley Board of Directors have put Curtis Leroy's back against the wall this time.They recently ordered him that he must wrestle T-Bolt at the next show in a falls count anywhere match where a pinfall can happen and take place ANYWHERE in the building;whether it's at the concession stand,the men's room,you name it.....WHEREVER!
Woe is Leroy!I feel so very sorry for him.......NOT!!!
THIS TIME,Leroy can no longer talk about his back injury that he claims that he has had for the last several months;nor can he longer make any more excuses of not wrestling T-Bolt from a doctor's excuse from his personal physician,Dr. Flim-Flam!I MEAN,WHAT IN THE HELL.....?!!?
CURTIS LEROY,IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO EITHER PUT UP OR SHUT UP!
YOU WILL FACE T-BOLT IN CHIPLEY,FL ON AUGUST 26TH AND THAT IS THAT!!!
BY THE WAY,MR. LEROY,or should I say,MRS. LEROY?
YOU STILL HAVE TO WEAR YOUR DRESS WHEN YOU FACE T-BOLT ONE-ON-ONE!
Also,the AWF Chipley Board of Directors have also ordered a re-match for the AWF Chipley Tag Team titles as the newly crowned champions,Mr. Fantasy and Chris Tighe of The Canadian Cartel must defend their championship against the team of "The Symbol Of Violence" Jon Ryker and Johnny 8-Ball.
T-Bolt,Jon Ryker and Johnny 8-Ball are all attempting seeking revenge,retribution and vindication in their respective matches.We'll have to wait and see on Saturday night,August 26th just to see what's going to happen!
UNTIL NEXT TIME,WEBHEADS.....
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