Saturday, July 15, 2006

Another day, another 200 miles

Today I am scheduled to be at AWF Chipley. Before that I have stopped at Buttonman's house to get tutored and be brought up to speed on how to make a blog (this blog).

Later I will report on all the matches and other activities of the night and maybe upload some pictures.

By way of commentary, I believe that the Canadian Cartel (above left) will win the AWF Tag Team Tournament. How can I be this bold? Because nobody cheats as well as these North of the border bozos who wave the Canadian flag around like it was a diva's underwear. Yes, these are the very same kanucks eh, who interrupt the USA National Anthem to play and sing (badly) Oh Canada!, like one had to go to the bathroom and the other was compelled to hold his hand while he went.

Hopefully, they will lose. Realistically, they will not. They will check their manners at the door and stick "it" to the AWF Fans. These Molson Beer loving mopes will not stop until they dominate AWF Chipley. Just once I would like us all to stand and in a loud unified voice sing "NO CANADA!"

More on that later.

GSW Sunday 9th

MATCH #1:

"MR. ELECTRICITY" Jerry Reiner (right seen against Mercury McLoud) defeated Damian LaVaye.Reiner defeated LaVaye with his finishing move called "Shock Therapy".

MATCH #2:

In a tag team match,Mercury McCloud and Tony "THE XTINGUISHER"
Sweatt defeated Joe Kane and Matt Gordy

MATCH #3/SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH:

The Armstrongs,"BULLET"Bob,"SUPERKICK" Scott and TNA superstar,"THE ROAD DOGG"B.G. James defeated "MARVELOUS"Marcel Pringle and "THE DOG RIVER BOYZ"(Aeon Flexx and Ricky "ROCKET" Roberts).

This was a wild,back and forth 6 man
tag team match.Then again,when haven't 6 man tag matches not been wild?I totally got a kick out Marcel and his men's theme music set to the TV theme from the classic hit TV show drama DALLAS.All 3 of those guys would make even the diabolical,double crossing,two-timing character on that show,J.R. Ewing look like a patron saint!

Marcel held The Bullet's arms from behind as "The Rocket" climbed on the top rope to attempt to hit The Bullet with a missile,excuse me,rocket drop kick,however "The Bullet" moved out of the way and "The Rocket"'s drop kick connected on Marcel instead."The Bullet" covered Marcel for the 1-2-3 victory.Since Marcel was the loser of teh fall for his team,the stipuation was that he had to ride the mecahanical bull that was in the back left hand corner of the building.That was a total hoot and for everybody to see Marcel attempt to ride that bull!I never laughed so hard in my life!

MATCH #4:

The Mountain Man defeated Ryan Fury and Jester McKain in a 2-on-1 handicap match.After Mountain Man won the fall,Minotaur ran in and attacked the Mountain Man from behind.However,his onslaught would be short-lived as Mountain Man battled back and retaliated and then Minotaur ran out of the ring as fast as two feet could carry him.

MATCH #5:

The masked wrestler known as "The Professional" defeated "THE OLD SCHOOL ASSASSIN" John Saxon (with his ever so beautfiul manager/valet at his side,Irresistible Danielle ) by disqualification.

At first,this was a classic,back and forth encounter between these two outstanding competitors.Then during the match things got a little interesting as The Professional took unnecessary shortcuts on Saxon with the referee not seeing any of this chicanery taking place such as hair pulling,eye gouging,eye raking,low blows,etc.

Whenever Saxon attempted to retaliate to avenge The Professional's wrongdoings,either The Professional got to the ring ropes especially when Saxon tried to pin him or the referee would stop Saxon from doing anything.

All this anger within John Saxon kept boiling and boiling until finally he erupted like a volcano and started going ballistic knocking out the referee,beating up on The Professional,knockig out and stomping Percy Pringle III and even nearly everybody in GSW security.I can understand Saxon's anger for what The Professional did to him during that match to make him mad,but did Saxon go over the edge beating up on referees,security and PP3?I'll leave that answer for all of you to decide.

I absolutely couldn't believe the way Saxon was shouting at Danielle.This reminded me about 21 years ago when I was a teenager watching various WWF programs on TV the way when "Macho Man" Randy Savage acted and treated his manager Elizabeth (GOD REST HER SOUL!).This even carried all the way back to a very dark room next to the locker room where Saxon continued his shouting and verbal barrage to Danielle.I really couldn't hear all what was being said,but he did tell her to do what he said and do whatever he told her to do.I felt really,really sorry for Danielle being treated the way Saxon treated her.She really DID NOT deserve this kind of treatment at all!To me,it was very heartbreaking and very sickening seeing and hearing all of this unfold.

During his verbal tirade following the match,Saxon got on the microphone and is putting up $1,000 of his own money to ANY WRESTLER in Florida,Alabama,Mississippi,New York or wherever who thinks that can defeat him.Saxon said he'll make anybody tap out.Pringle responded to Saxon saying at the next GSW show,he said that he'll get anybody and whoever he wants to take up on John Saxon's challenge.I heard some rumours as to whom that opponent for Saxon might actually be wrestling next month.I know that one of those wrestlers mentioned will definitely give "The Old School Assassin" all that he could ever handle!

MATCH #6/MAIN EVENT FOR THE WHISKEY CHAMPIONSHIP:

The Whiskey Champion Kornbred defeated "THE OLD SCHOOL ASSASSIN" John Saxon by disqualification.

As I saw this match unfolding,I cannot believe that whatever John Saxon told or said to Irresistible Danielle before the match started back at the locker room,it must have worked.Almost like as if she was programmed like a robot that was created by some mad,evil scientist or for that matter,her being brainwashed.

During several occasions during the match,Danielle got on the ring apron to distract the referee while Saxon did any and every unnecessary tactic to gain any undue advantage on Kornbred.One time she even tried to trip up Kornbred as he was coming off the ring ropes after being Irish Whipped by John Saxon.

Once the decision to the match was rendered and was made public to the fans of GSW through the public address system,as if John Saxon wasn't already mad before after the semi main event,he went absolutely livid as the announcement was made of him losing the match by disqualification turning the timekeeper's table upside down and just about everything else in the building that wasn't nailed down.

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I can't wait until Sunday,August 20th for the one year anniverary GSW show at The Whiskey!There will definitely be some very big surprises in store for everybody,fans and wrestlers alike.